catspaw- yay pink vikings

[a real time conversation between me and catspaw this morning]

12/3/08 8:05 AM

catspaw- tell me a story.

happy or sad?

catspaw- happy

here was this young lass named catsy
who lived in a big chateau
she had a strange cat

catspaw has gone offline.

and what’s better than that
she had magic you never would know

catspaw is now online.
catspaw sorry — connection hiccup’d

sure

catspaw- keep goin’ 

and one day there came this old viking

catspaw
marauding with his viking crew
they smelled really bad
(though thought they were rad’)
and none knew what aught they would do
but catsy was there
and she said “don’t despair!”
I’ll fix these old vikings right now

catspaw

she whipped out her code
and compiled a goad
and the vikings all grew bright pink hair!
Now they’d lost their cred
and were better than dead
catspaw- yay pink vikings

and could never more sale the seas
+sail
so she got them all jobs
giving massages
catspaw- ooo

and the new spa she’d just built at google!
thus endeth this tale
of catsy the brave

catspaw- /clap

and her magic code
and her trusty compiler